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[Saints Of Jovaland: Part3]

Well

I guess it doesn't have the effect you were hoping when I just pressed next without reading anything to get to the movie...guess you can blame television for that kind of impatience. 1 Star for effort though, keep trying! One day you might trick somebody.

Sidorio responds:

You should read the reviews for the others. Some people get really pissed over this stuff. Although most of those reviews actually then get deleted for calling us 'gay ass motherfuckers'.

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

Love it

This one was also excellent, but inevitably, the joke is starting to wear off a little. I'm sure this has been said but that song must have been influenced by the PokeRap, if not it sounds almost exactly the same at certain points. I thought it was excellent. I liked the ending.
For some reason, even though I've seen this sense of humour countless times before, it still seems so much funnier in these animations. Really nice effects and animation too.

[Charlie the Unicorn 2]

This was excellent

I don't think I've ever laughed so much at something so ridiculous. The effects used were perfect. The animation, well it was simple yet effective. And the art just added to the humour. Outstanding voices, charlies was especially amusing.
Only reason why I'm not rating 10 is because I thought the ending was a bit of a let down. I was expecting something brutal, or unbelievably silly to happen, I guess my expectations were raised due to the fact that the rest of it was so funny.

[Pop Tarts]

Lovely

I've learned many things from this movie

[Duck.fla Spin]

Rediculous

But I love the song, and the animation went well with it.

[In Solitude]

I thought It was good

Nice animation, and good characters and settings. I thought it was a little slow, however. I understand if that was part of the mood you were trying to set, but at times it didn't progress at a quick enough pace.

[When mario isn't there.]

Heh

I quite like this actually. I half expected swearing, 4chan jokes and some crappy music to blare out at some point. But I was wrong, and pleasantly surprised.

[Happy Birthday K-Guare!]

How long is a long time?

In terms of animation, I'd say a long time was at least 3 months.
I understand that it was made for someones birthday, which is why I'm rating 3 and not 0. There's not much to look at here. I've seen more animation in power point presentations.
Still - it's the though that counts I suppose. Happy birthday K-Guare

[Cat Face 7]

Cat face

The animation was high quality, as to be expected, voice acting was good, and the music was excellent. However, I just didn't find anything funny in this. It's not like I'm forcing myself not to laugh, but at the same time, and not trying to laugh at everything either.
There weren't any actual jokes - just quirky accents and situations. Now obviously this is enough to make many people laugh and vote 10. But for the few who require something a bit more substantial to raise anything more than a slight giggle - there really isn't anything to be found here. I do like it how there are subtle elements in the flash that can require multiple viewings to see, and I think the character design is superb. But...well I don't have anything left to say. I guess I'm just trying to justify why I'm giving you a rating below 10 so fans don't instantly flag this as useless.

[Mad Mad Mario]

Not bad

Good voice acting. Swearing can be funny when used in a certain context, but I think you went a little over the top.